posted Jun 11, 2012, 6:58 AM by Tim Isbell
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updated Jun 11, 2012, 7:50 AM
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I don't know where I found this, but a few years ago I used it at New Life. It seems worth passing along to you. - You know, Suzie, now that you’re 13 you’re ready for un-chaperoned car dates.
- I notice that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.
- Here’s my credit card and the keys to my car. Have fun tonight!
- Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.
- Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
- Forgot Father’s Day? Aahh, don’t worry about that. It’s no big deal. (Okay, he might say this but this one he doesn’t really mean.)
Happy Father's Day, Tim |
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