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6 Things Fathers Never Say

posted Jun 11, 2012, 6:58 AM by Tim Isbell   [ updated Jun 11, 2012, 7:50 AM ]

I don't know where I found this, but a few years ago I used it at New Life.  It seems worth passing along to you.
  1. You know, Suzie, now that you’re 13 you’re ready for un-chaperoned car dates.
  2. I notice that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude.  I like that.
  3. Here’s my credit card and the keys to my car.  Have fun tonight!
  4. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend.  You might want to consider throwing a party.
  5. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for?  I make plenty of money for you to spend.
  6. Forgot Father’s Day?  Aahh, don’t worry about that.  It’s no big deal.  (Okay, he might say this but this one he doesn’t really mean.)

Happy Father's Day,
Tim
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